danielinthedan:

Petition for concerts to be organized from short to tall

(via 800-mystery)

20 seconds of FOB covering Panic!’s ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’ before playing ‘This Ain’t A Scene’ for Live In Phoenix

(Source: daeneryus, via 800-mystery)

fionagoddess:

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

(via elitef0ur)

kingcheddarxvii:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

(via lordoftheinternet)

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you
Girl at the rock show: what
Mark Hoppus: i don't know

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

(via the-kings-grey-wind)

foxadhd:

Earth is the only planet that has wifi